Coming back from a break, Jon Stewart delivered an epic smack down of Human-Orangutan mix Donald Trump last night, labeling him “our first openly asshole President”. Hitting Trump for his inconceivably offensive statement about John McCain’s war hero credentials, Stewart likened Trump’s comments to insulting someone for getting cancer.
“What the fuck is wrong with him?” Stewart asked.
“At long last does the man who accused the vast majority of Mexicans of being drug-addicted rapists have no sense of decency.”
Stewart also questioned why the Republicans are so surprised about Trump’s comments, knowing his history of complete “dickishness”:
“The only reason you liked this guy in the first place is because of the terrible things he was willing to say about Obama,”said Stewart. “But Trump has no control over the projectile vomit of dickishness that comes out of his mouth every time he opens it. It was inevitable some of his word puke was gonna get on you.”
Check out the hilarious segment below:
Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.