Everyone’s favorite batshit crazy grandpa Pat Robertson clearly hasn’t taken the Supreme Court’s gay marriage ruling well. In a vintage screed against the gay terrorists taking over America, Robertson warned his viewers on “The 700 Club” about the homosexual agenda, and their never ending quest to come after everything you hold dear. He said:
It doesn’t matter what custom you’ve got, it doesn’t matter what holy thing that you worship and adore, the gays are going to get it. They’re going to make you conform to them. You are going to say you like anal sex, you like oral sex, you like bestiality, you like anything you can think of, whatever it is. And sooner or later you are going to have to conform your religious beliefs the group of some aberrant thing. It won’t stop at homosexuality.
Here’s the video of Robertson’s little sermon:
So grab your guns America, those evil homos will be battering down your doors, converting your children to analism and forcing to you bugger cats. You have been warned.
Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.