Fox News ‘The Five’ host and resident man-child Greg Gutfeld thinks Pope Francis is the ‘most dangerous person on the planet’ because of his views on climate change. In a convoluted rant Gutfeld attacked the Pope for his leaked letter outlining his views on man’s impact on the environment, accusing him of trying to be a ‘modern Pope’. Gutfeld went on, “All he needs is dreadlocks and a dog with a bandana, and he could be on Occupy Wall St.”
It is unclear what having a dog with a bandana has to do with believing humans are responsible for climate change, but Gutfeld appears to believe the two are mutually necessary:
Other than Juan Williams, the conclusion of the great minds on ‘The Five’ is that the Pope needs to keep his Hippie, Marxist mouth shut over climate change for fear of offending right wing Catholics.
Because priorities people, priorities.
Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.