There’s nothing quite like being asked by a female reporter what your mother would think of you on live television after saying “You’re lucky there’s not a fucking vibrator in your ear like in England, because it happens all the time”:
Bravo to Shauna Hunt who confronted perhaps the saddest bunch of tossers in North America for not only being sad tossers, but recycling a joke that stopped being funny a year ago.
Also, a note to all you soccer bros out there: firstly, soccer (football for everyone else) is not a tough game. It is played by people afraid of real contact.
Secondly, you are fans of a sport played by pansies, this makes you even sadder. And thirdly, if you are a fan of a sport played by pansies and spend your free time intimidating women in groups, you are in fact a little bitch.
UPDATE: A reader correctly noted that the original joke was in fact, never funny. I concur completely.
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