Everyone Go to www.TedCruz.com Now

Are you a giant fan of soon to be President Ted Cruz? Are you sick of communism in America, illegal immigrants taking over the country, the ridiculous fact based propaganda on global warming and that stupid theory of evolution being taught to children?

If so, join the movement to install Ted Cruz as President!

How do you find out more about Cruz and his vision for America? Thankfully, he is well prepared to take on the dastardly Democrats and has covered all the necessary bases to run a highly successful campaign. With a keen eye for detail and rigorous preparation, Cruz has supplied his devoted fans with a wealth of information at his very own domain: www.tedcruz.com

No need to thanks us 🙂

Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.