Here’s the Entire “Satanic Children’s Big Book of Activities” To Make Your Day

Yesterday we told you about a plan by the Satanic Temple to pass out materials to Orange County, Florida students in response to a local Christian group that’s been allowed to do the same. For the uninitiated, the Satanic Temple is quite possibly the greatest ongoing troll campaign in the contiguous 48, constantly throwing conservative Christian hypocrisy back in the face of anyone who willfully lobbies to violate the separation of church and state. If Christians place, say, a garish stone monument to the Ten Commandments on the steps of the Oklahoma state capitol building, there will be the Satanic Temple, immediately constructing a giant goat-headed Baphomet statue to put right next to it. The message: you choose to bring your religion into a public space, violating the Constitution, then we get to bring ours.

The thing is, telling you about “The Satanic Children’s Big Book of Activities” isn’t nearly as much fun as showing it to you. And so, if you want to download it for yourself so that you and your family can play and learn, here’s the link to it.

This is what you’ll get:









Have fun, kids. And remember — hail Satan.

(h/t Christian Nightmares)