Just watch this.
Polish prankster genius Sylwester Wardega dressed a dog up as a giant mutant spider then turned him loose unsuspecting victims late at night (and in one case, in an elevator). The results are what you’d expect if you can imagine coming across a desiccated corpse hung upside down from a giant web then suddenly seeing a huge spider scurrying toward you from out of the darkness.
Fortunately this gag was shot overseas, because if it had been tried here in America that poor dog would’ve wound up with about 26 bullet holes in him.
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