This Captain America Animated Clip Is the Funniest (and Saddest) Thing You’ll See All Day

Yeah, I know we’re all feeling extra-patriotic today because our U.S. national soccer team is about to step out onto the pitch against the Belgians in the World Cup and we’re just a couple of days away from July 4th, but here’s a very unfortunate reminder of some very basic statistics about our fine nation.

Fox’s “Animation Domination HD” put this clip together, which showcases Captain America’s not-so-super powers when it comes to things like reading, math, and life-expectancy. Let’s laugh and cry together, and try to take comfort in the fact that at least we’re not Somalia.