THE MORNING BANTER: A Mega-Media Merger, Gluten Sensitivity Is Crap, Stop Asking Celebs To Prom, and America the Stupid

Another Monday is here. Let’s drop a few headlines and internet goodies on you to distract you from the pain of a new work week.

1. Eventually there’s only going to be one big media company. And it will suck.

The Huffington Post: AT&T To Acquire DirecTV For $48.5 Billion

2. Now will you just shut the hell up and eat already?

Jezebel Kitchenette: Gluten Sensitivity is Apparently Bullshit

The Maude: New Food Excuses For You Now That Gluten Sensitivity Has Been Debunked!

3. It doesn’t make you look cool — it just makes you look creepy and sad.

Esquire: Why We Need To Stop Celebrity Prom Dates — Now

4. “If ignorance is contagious, it’s high time to put the United States in quarantine.”

Maclean’s: America Dumbs Down

Chez Pazienza was the beating heart of The Daily Banter, sadly passing away on February 25, 2017. His voice remains ever present at the Banter, and his influence as powerful as ever. 

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