THE MORNING BANTER: Ann Coulter Backlash, The Right To Be Forgotten, Patton Oswalt v. Salon, and Bill Nye Debates

Happy Tuesday! It’s going to be okay! Here’s what’s happening on the interweb:

1. Ann Coulter’s Attempt To Make Fun Of #BringBackOurGirls Goes Beautifully Wrong

Ann Coulter, the white witch of the north, got taken down a peg or two when she tweeted this twat on her Twitter:

2. EU Backs ‘Right to be Forgotten’ in Google Privacy Case

A top EU court has ruled Google must amend some search results at the request of ordinary people in a test of the so-called “right to be forgotten”. The European Union Court of Justice said links to “irrelevant” and outdated data should be erased on request.

Google looked like they were listening to the EU court and occasionally even nodded along or grunted “mmhmm,” but the EU is worried that Google might not have been listening because of all the time it spends on that damned phone .

3.  Salon Takes Aim at Patton Oswalt Again, Is Once Again Publicly Embarrassed

 People need to learn to stop taking on Patton Oswalt. He is the Internet Goldberg. He will win. 

4. WATCH: John Oliver and Bill Nye Discuss How To Debate Climate Change