It’s Monday and so it’s back to the grind with you, gerbils. Here’s a couple of headlines and some assorted stuff from around the internet to get you through the day.
1. Gold Rush
12 Years a Slave and American Hustle cleaned up at last night’s Golden Globes, while on the TV side, there are only two words you really need to know: Breaking Bad. Here’s the way it all broke down.
2. Talk Hard
And if you want to avoid all those winners and losers, here’s the opening Golden Globes monologue by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler in its entirety.
3. Revenge Fantasy
We’re now up to how many alternate theories of why Chris Christie’s administration attempted to exact petty revenge on the city of Fort Lee? Either way, they keep getting more and more intriguing.
4. “I Will Destroy Your Life”
If you’re looking for more information on all the horrific things Roger Ailes has said and done over the years that will go absolutely nowhere toward getting him kicked out of his job as the head of the GOP’s propaganda arm, take a look at this.
5. Spring Is Coming
Finally, every time I think I’m out, they pull me back in. I swear that after the giant fuck-you to the audience that was “The Red Wedding,” I was ready to drop out. Then Game of Thrones launches a trailer for the new season that grabs you and won’t let go.
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