Here’s my favorite story of the day:
Piranha Attack: Dozens Hurt in Argentina
Dozens of people have been injured in a frenzied attack by a school of piranhas on an Argentinian beach…
More than 60 people were hurt in the Christmas Day attack, including seven children.
Among the wounded was a seven-year-old girl who suffered severe bites to her left hand, according to local newspaper La Capital.
The girl was taken to hospital where she had part of a finger amputated, the newspaper reported.
Most of the victims were bitten on the arms, feet and legs.
Paramedic Gustavo Centurion described the piranhas as “very aggressive”.
And now, the punchline:
The attack occurred at a local beach on the banks of the Parana River, in the city of Rosario, central Argentina.
The Parana River.
That should make for a fun conversation with the insurance company.
Chez Pazienza was the beating heart of The Daily Banter, sadly passing away on February 25, 2017. His voice remains ever present at the Banter, and his influence as powerful as ever.