Tweet of the Day: This Is Why America Is F*cked

Next week: Do Unicorns Dream in Color?

I swear, this could very well be the nadir of television news in this country.

Paddy Chayefsky is laughing at us from beyond the grave while Murrow and Sevareid buy him a round of drinks for being so painfully fucking right.

Adding: You know, to paraphrase another fictional old guy — and bearded mystic in robes, come to think of it — who’s the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows her?

Chez Pazienza was the beating heart of The Daily Banter, sadly passing away on February 25, 2017. His voice remains ever present at the Banter, and his influence as powerful as ever.