That sound you hear outside your window right now is Alex Jones’s head exploding.
The health director who approved the release of President Obama’s birth certificate has died in a plane crash, Hawaiian officials said Thursday. Loretta Fuddy died after the Cessna Grand Caravan aircraft she was travelling on went down shortly after leaving Kalaupapa Airport at around 3:15 p.m. local time (10:15 a.m. ET) on Wednesday. The other eight people on board were rescued, Richard Schuman, president of Makani Kai Air, told NBC News early Thursday, adding that that there was no indication as to why the plane had crashed.
You probably don’t even need to be told this, but if you add the word “mysterious” to the Google search of this story, you get it as it appears at every InfoWars and World Net Daily-style site on the internet. There are the ones who claim that the crash itself is mysterious — because as you know, there’s never been a small plane crash before — to those who insist that Fuddy is a player in the “Obama birth certificate mystery.”
Either way, look for the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy of online journalism, Jerome Corsi and Alex Jones, to immediately begin an in-depth, hard-hitting investigation into the death of Loretta Fuddy. Put on your helmet now — it’s gonna be a rough ride down that rabbit hole.