Paris Hilton Ends Hatred of Black Men in Honor of Nelson Mandela’s Death

If you’ve been overheard and recorded uttering nasty racist slurs against black people, it’s probably best to keep quiet when an iconic person of color passes away. Paris Hilton has called black people ‘dirty niggers‘, told journalists that “she can’t stand black people“, and  has a “one percent” rule against dating black men (ie. her boyfriends can’t be more than 1% ‘black’).

Nevertheless, the passing of Nelson Mandela prompted the wealthy socialite to tweet out her profound sadness about the man who spent his entire life fighting idiots like her.

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