Glenn Beck Comment Porn: Russell Brand the Communist Edition

In this week’s edition of ‘Glenn Beck Comment Porn’ we check out the reactions of ‘The Blaze’ readers to Russell Brand’s interview on the BBC. Brand is a committed lefty, a celebrity, and has long hair (so is therefore clearly a gay communist) and boy did they let him have it in the comments section.

In an article titled FAMOUS ACTOR CALLS FOR SOCIALIST ‘REVOLUTION’ AND ‘MASSIVE REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH’ IN BRUTALLY HONEST SIT-DOWN INTERVIEW, readers discussed Brand’s disgusting belief in sharing, his gay hair, mind reading God,  and ‘the 4th domention’ (whatever that is).

‘BUSHDIVER’ kicked things off with a lovely rhyming poem. Sadly, it didn’t actually rhyme, but he tried nevertheless:

‘TimEngle’ took the opportunity to talk about his rather handy ability to read the mind of God:

And ‘fulcrum’ launched into Brand for his gayness and inability to understand ecoomics:

‘Ragnars Repos’ warned Americans that undercover Communists were “working on what Brand mentioned”:

And finally, ‘ill_haven’ made sure the comment thread stayed on topic and discussed the ‘4th domention’ (sic) – a place where Brand’s ideology could actually work:

Until next week folks….

Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.