Cory Booker Slaps Down Anti-Gay Marriage Protestor In Serious Style

In the first ever gay marriage in the state of New Jersey, Newark Mayor Cory Booker officiated the marriage between two of his friends at City Hall at 12:01 a.m. this morning. Following the law, Booker asked whether there was anyone present who objected to the union of the two men. Sadly, a gigantic douchebag fundamentalist Christian looking to disrupt the ceremony started shouting “this is unlawful in the eyes of God!”.

Booker’s response was nothing short of brilliant:

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