Patton Oswalt Doing Tommy Wiseau Will Tear You Apart!

This is my official favorite thing of the week, and it’s only Tuesday.

It’s Patton Oswalt doing a phony commercial basically as Tommy Wiseau, indescribably weird creator and star of the indescribably weird — and staggeringly bad — 2003 movie The Room.

If you have no idea what the hell The Room is, I feel sorry for you while at the same time envying you. Just go here.