Multi Millionaire Republican Gives Advice on How Not to Be Poor

Wisconsin’s Republican Senator Ron Johnson  is worth well over $23 Million, so certainly knows a thing or two about the high life. Using standard Republican logic, it stands to reason that he would also know how not to be poor. In a speech at a Rotary Club in Madison, Wisconsin, Johnson laid out his blue print to prosperity in America. Reports the Cap Times:

He said those who want to stay out of poverty have the best chances of doing so if they graduate from high school, don’t get addicted to drugs and alcohol and don’t get pregnant out of wedlock.

In other words, listen up poor folk, be upper middle class like me!

Mark E. Anderson chimes in with his own list of advice:

What’s next, old Republican white men lecturing women about reproductive health?

Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.