Here’s what you should be reading today instead of being pissed that it’s Monday again:
1. Biden Time
If you figured that Joe Biden was just going to step aside and let Hillary Clinton be the Chosen One in 2016, you seriously don’t know Joe Biden. Also, why the fuck are we even talking about 2016?
2. This Is Not a Rape Joke
If you’re wondering why frat boys insist on those ubiquitous red Solo cups during parties, here you go.
3. Walt Dizzy
The end has begun.
4. Lake Superior
Contrary to popular belief, I am actually a straight male, hence the cover of the new New York magazine can only be described as breathtaking as far as I’m concerned. The interview inside is pretty damn good as well.
Yeah it’s a slow day. You wanna make something of it?
Have a good one, folks.
Chez Pazienza was the beating heart of The Daily Banter, sadly passing away on February 25, 2017. His voice remains ever present at the Banter, and his influence as powerful as ever.