Glenn Beck Comment Porn: Batshit Crazy Reverse Racism Conspiracy Edition

In this week’s edition of ‘Glenn Beck Comment Porn’ we look at the reaction of readers of The Blaze to Chris Matthew’s apology in the wake of the Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman verdict. In a heartfelt segment on his show, Matthews apologized on behalf of white people for the racism African Americans have gone through in recent years – an unforgivable sin in the eyes of most Glenn Beck fans.

Typically, readers of the Mormon alternative to the Huffington Post, are pretty bonkers, but this topic seems to have brought out the some of the craziest people you’ve ever seen.

LIGHTBULB proposed racial segregation as a solution to the problem:

TAXEVERYONE urged everyone to see that the Obama administration fabricated the Trayvon Martin case in order to draw attention away from Benghazi:

LEFTY5005 wished death upon leading Democrats, but not Obama, so that he could stay alive to ‘see the errors of his evil ways’:

And TORIMOM  suggested Matthews ‘put his money where his mouth is’ and walk through an urban ghetto without shooting a black teenager (a very big ask!):

Finally IHEARTISRAEL, apparently the owner of an extraordinarily antisemitic, holocaust denying website, argued that Matthew’s apology was in fact part of a giant Jewish media conspiracy to draw attention away from black people not apologizing to whites for years of slavery, segregation, discrimination and abuse…:

Until next week Banter fans…

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