Glenn Beck Comment Porn: Gay Marriage Edition

In an article titled: “Time Magazine Declares ‘Gay Marriage Has Already Won’ With These Covers of Gay Couples Kissing“, published on Glenn Beck’s ‘The Blaze‘, readers took exception to the following photos that in their mind spelled the end of Western Civilization:

Our friends at ‘BurntheBlaze‘ did the heavy lifting and found the following profound bits of wisdom:

AUSERNAME apparently wanted a warning from Time Magazine so he could digest his food before seeing people kissing:

RAGING_WATERS bravely refused to comply with what was clearly the final play of the devil himself:


UNCURABLE WOUND seemed to be suffering from the same bowel problems as AUSERNAME:

MRCON29 worried that the acceptance of homosexuality would lead to Time Magazine publishing sheep porn:

FREDERICK_DOUGLASS_REPUBLICAN too had gastrointestinal problems, although he appreciated the hot chicks making out:


And finally, AVENGERK worried that

Time Magazine

was advocating marrying dogs and brick walls and taking advantage of government tax breaks:

UPDATE: I forgot to mention that Glenn Beck is actually pro gay marriage

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