Dick Cheney Needs a New Heart

From the Huffington Post:

Former Vice President Dick Cheney says he believes he’ll have to make a decision on whether to have a heart transplant given his medical history.

Cheney tells NBC in an interview that he’s getting by now on a battery-powered heart pump, which makes it “awkward to walk around.” He also says he hasn’t made a decision yet on a transplant, but adds that “the technology is getting better and better.”

I was completely unaware that Dick Cheney actually had a heart in the first place.

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