Jamie Holly at Intoxination has compiled a hilarious list as to why you should not vote today:
10. I am really looking forward to nonstop investigations of President Obama over the next two years.
9. It will make Sarah Palin proud.
8. Majority Leader Mitch has a real jazzy sound to it.
7. Insurance companies should have the right to deny coverage to anyone and jack up the prices whenever they want.
6. Who really cares about that pesky environment?
5. Wall Street needs more money!
4. The top 2% needs more money!
3. Shutting down Congress is a great idea right now. We don’t have any problems to fix.
2. Glenn Beck can shift all his focus straight to the White House instead of having to split it between the White House and the democratically controlled Congress.
1. Speaker Boehner!!!!!!
Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.