Salmon Flavored Vodka?!?

I will not be trying this:

The Alaska Distillery in Wasilla just recently launched its Smoked

Salmon Flavored Vodka, about a year after the Seattle-based Black Rock

Spirits introduced a bacon-flavored vodka.

Both savory spirits were intended to complement Bloody Marys, but are

finding wider uses among mixologists.

“I think there was some madness and some drunkenness involved,

honestly,” said Toby Foster, an Alaska Distillery partner and the one

charged with coming up with new flavors with Alaska themes……

“I was trying to think of something Alaskan. What’s more Alaskan than

smoked salmon? It was one of those epiphanies, I suppose.”

I’m not sure what would be worse – drinking it, or waking up the next morning before brushing your teeth.

Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.