I’m still trying to figure out whether this is serious or not. According to Chez Pazienza it really is, and I therefore concur that it just might be the funniest thing in the history of everything:
Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.