How to Make it Like Sarah Palin

Bob Cesca on the steps needed to achieve Sarah Palin type success:

1) Convince a majority of people to give their time and money and

votes to your campaign.

2) Serve half a term.

3) Quit.

4) Scam your way into $12

million
since quitting.

5) Expect people to vote for you for president even though you

ditched your previous voters in lieu of screechy, sarcastic speeches and

reality-star fame.

I’d also add to that list the completely underrated value of knowing absolutely nothing about politics, history, or science.

Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.