Republicans have finally found the nail in the coffin for that crazy global warming theory:
Because it is snowing on the East Coast of America, global temperatures MUST be falling around the world!
The blankets of snow falling on New York is proof that despite the overwhelming evidence that temperatures as a whole are rising, they are actually falling.
Following that logic, it must also mean that we have recovered from the financial crisis because Wall St is back to paying out bonuses. If rich people are okay, it must mean poor people are as well!:
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Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.