Former Bush Staffers Running for Office

by Ben Cohen

Not content with having run the country into the ground, former Bush staffers are now gearing up to run for office around the country.

While some of them had good intentions while working for ‘Dubya’, the fact that none of them quit in protest at the horrifically inept administration is proof that they should not be allowed anywhere near political office.

Oliver Willis has appropriately labeled them, Team Epic Failure, and points out that, “These people probably shouldn’t even have their citizenship still, let

alone be elected to an office where they can actually do things to

people.”

Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.