by Ben Cohen
On one final note, I received a few letters asking me if I was aware
when I wrote my Goldman piece that there actually is such an animal as
a vampire squid, and if perhaps I’m not sorry now to have defamed this
beautiful animal. The answer is yes (I’d seen documentaries) and yes.
Apologies to Vampyroteuthis infernalis (literally, the vampire squid from hell).
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Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.