Ashton Kutcher Might Quit Twitter

By Ben Cohen

Once hailing the microblogging service as the most revolutionary form of communication since the telephone, pretty boy and part time political commentator Ashton Kutcher may quit ‘Tweeting’. Apparently, Twitter is going to launch some sort of reality show where people use Twitter to follow celebrities (like an advanced form of the paparazzi). Kutcher was so outraged, that he is threatening to stop updating his 2 million followers on his daily life.

While many people (mostly his followers) will be devastated by the news, I’m all for it. Kutcher is one of the most annoying celebrity bloggers out there and the less coverage the man gets, the better.

Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.