By Ben Cohen
The sad thing is, some media hack has probably thought of this one for real.
Workers at two Ford plants battle it out – one plant will close, 3,000 will get the axe. From the Onion:
Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.