Guiliani and Gingrich Moralize on Marriage

By Ben Cohen

Why is the Right completely incapable of producing anyone even faintly consistent? From Bob Cesca:

Both Gingrich and Giuliani, of all people, are hitting the circuit to attack same-sex marriage.

Rudy, who has been married three times:

“Marriage, I believe, both traditionally and legally, has

always been between a man and a woman and should remain between a man

and woman.”

Newt, who has also been married three times:

“The Democratic Party has been the active instrument of breaking down traditional marriage.”

Yes, you heard it right, Guiliani, the cross dressing serial marriage addict and Newt Gingrich, the cheating smooth talker with a lesbian sister are attacking the left for breaking up the institution of marriage. What next, Dick Cheney attacking Democrats for increasing the deficit?

Ben Cohen is the editor and founder of The Daily Banter. He lives in Washington DC where he does podcasts, teaches Martial Arts, and tries to be a good father. He would be extremely disturbed if you took him too seriously.