Apparently hit by the economic crisis and the general malaise of the media industry, AP feels the need to write up news stories about things almost happening.
Turning a point guard showdown with Jason Kidd into a rout, Paul nearly had a quadruple-double in New Orleans’ 104-97 victory over Dallas on Wednesday night, finishing with 33 points, 11 assists, 10 rebounds and seven steals.
Chris Paul clearly had a good night, but I just think its odd how AP decided to highlight what he didn’t do. But he almost did. I forgot to mention that the AP has been following me around, and here are some of the headlines coming up:
* Oliver Willis Nearly Makes Six Figures, Just Off By A Factor Of 10
* Oliver Willis Nearly Beds Jessica Alba And Sarah Chalke, Needs To Meet Them First
* Oliver Willis Nearly Quarterbacks Team To Superbowl, Will First Master Madden ’09 On All-Pro Difficulty