As someone who has been on a steady diet for the last 5 years without the pesky side effects of having to buy new ‘thin’ clothes, gain self esteem or attract a lover, I feel uniquely qualified to write this article. Below are 14 ways to spin your wheels, waste money on diet food ...read more
Do you have snobby taste in everything but no money to back up your bias? Are you critical of the five-star restaurants your mom takes you to when she visits even though you usually eat at Chipotle? Are you of the belief that anyone who dies shopping on Black Friday deserves a ...read more
Life is full of tough decisions. Fortunately, we here at The Daily Banter recently brought on Kelly MacLean, whom you might know from her guide on Surviving Whole Foods. She’s ready to help you survive not just boutique douchey grocery stores, but the complexities of everyday ...read more
Last year I hosted a Thanksgiving full of vegetarians, pescatarians, fructarians and a mélange of other special-diet Arians. I wisely contemplated serving spinach and sweet potatoes arranged in various ways so as to appear like six different courses but instead decided to get ...read more
Did you get wasted last night? Were your eyes bigger than your liver? Is tequila stronger than you remembered? Fear not, my nauseous friend! Below are 7 ways to help handle a hangover (and appear to be a functioning member of society): 1.) Open Eyes This is the first and ...read more
