Because snowflakes melt.
Comedy, like journalism, is primarily about storytelling while forcing a confrontation with the truth.
You didn't really think the new 'Daily Show' host was going to get off that easily, did you?
I mean, if you want to live life on the edge, a nipple piercing would be a lot less risky.
Aisha Tyler on the other hand....
Seven replacements who could, maybe, possible, kind of, fill Jon Stewart's chair.
I'm sad for Star because dating is so hard these days.
But much like the dinosaurs breeding in Jurassic Park, the new 'Ghostbusters' movie, uh, found a way.
Dear Dad, Hey, what’s up? Not much here. Heaven is cool. The weather is always really nice, except on days I feel a little lazy and just want to stay inside and play “King’s Quest.”
Add the first couple of Hip Hop to the growing list of things we never want to hear Mike Huckabee talk about.
About that "Banksy" cartoon.....
There's really nothing more disappointing than a bad comedian who doesn't seem to like half of his potential audience. And it's no way to get laid.
The snark here is off the charts and I need that when I feel like the world is imploding.
Republican State Representative Rick Brattin is introducing a bill in his home state of Missouri that would require a woman seeking to end her pregnancy to get written permission from the man who got them pregnant. Rape and incest are exceptions, but guess what? You have to prove it.
Babs's annual list of her Most Fascinating People was just released. While there is no reason to take issue with the people on the list, what she said about choosing accomplished human rights lawyer Amal Clooney as her most fascinating person of the year kind of sucks.
The holidays mean a lot of things to a lot of people, and for some people, the sugar-coated sentimentality is a little too much to bear. Enter the Long Island's Chamber of Horrors.
None of your silly petitions are going to sway a TV showrunner into making your fanfiction part of your favorite show's canon. Leave the writing to the professionals who created the show in the first place.
A lot of people would like to see one, but do we really need a solo Scarlett Johansson Black Widow movie?
It's easy to predict how a "bourbon summit" between President Obama and Mitch McConnell would go.
Some people disagree with Brittany Maynard's decision to end her life. How. Dare. They.
All actors get in serious shape to play superheroes and get naked on-screen. But when you turn to a male actor and ask about the movie then turn to the woman next to him and ask her about how much kale she eats, what she's wearing, or her mom problems, what the fuck is your job, anyway?
Be the envy of all your friends by throwing the best Ebola party ever -- hipster style.