Frederic Poag
Satirist, RPG Geek and Hip Hop Head who is still Checking the Rhime for Electric Relaxation, but sometimes gets Lost in the Supermarket.
STORIES BY THIS AUTHOR
Democrats Need to Take a Stand and Shut Down the Government
We’ve become accustomed to living in a hostage situation. The Republicans put forth some radical idea then we react with social media posts urging everyone to contact our representatives. The idea fails, and we breathe a collective sigh of relief, and snicker at the incompetence of the Republicans.
Trump Administration Accidentally Appoints Qualified Person
This is an outrage of competence!
Legal Battle Erupts Between Hell Inc. and Republican Party Over Moral Low Ground
We're going straight to Hell.
Mueller's Decision to Eat at Applebee's Calls His Prosecutorial Discretion into Question
Did he have a Gift Card? I mean I could excuse that... maybe.
Republicans Release #DemMeToo in Support Victims of Sexual Harassment by Democratic Leaders
They hear you, but only if it's about Democrats
State Department Diplomatic Efforts In Europe Down to “Two Dudes Going on a Backpacking Trip”
"Two Bros Across Europe Bro!" is the working title for State's 2018 European diplomatic initiative.
Battle of the Sexes Heats Up In Wake of Sexual Assault Allegation Tsunami
The tide has come in. Grab a bucket.
Refusing to Set the GOP's Bar Lower for Roy Moore, Local Union Threatens to Strike
There's not much lower the GOP can go without heading into post-apocalyptic mutant wasteland territory. Or Kansas.
Hollywood Producers Guild Releases “Ax Before You Jax” Pamphlet on When It's Okay to Masturbate
If it's at work then you really shouldn't.
Deplorables Terrified Of Impending Manocide After Big Democratic Wins
All Hail the Suffragettes Valorium!
Mass Shooter Struggles In Search To Find Pristine Community To Devastate
Not Much to Chose From Anymore. It's all Reboots Now.
Mueller Investigation Forces White House Staffers Take Meetings at Local D.C. Coffee Shops
Related: Out of state staffers discover the awesomeness that is Astro Donuts
American Social Media Troll Mistakes British Defence Secretary Resignation as Holdover from Obama Administration
Is there anything the previous guy didn't screw up?
Trump Taking Manafort Indictment “In Stride” and “Is In No Way Guilty of Anything”
I'm Sure This is Somehow Hillary Clinton's Fault.
Co-Worker Who Had Kushner In Office Indictment Pool Saddened By Manafort Indictment
Don't Pull Up for a 3 When You Can Hit the Lay Up
Open Robe Sales Plummet After Sexual Misconduct Allegations
The open robe is now complicit in oppression.
Hell Inc. Installs New CEO Lilith As Satan Resigns Amidst Sexual Harassment Claims
When Hell is More Committed to Ending Sexual Harassment
Conspiracy Theorist Discovers Patriarchal Masterplan Through Women Eating Salad Pictures
Women Have Been Trying To Tell Us! We Didn't Listen!
Anonymous All Male Panel Assembled to Tackle Rampant Sexual Harassment
"We Have Top Men On It." - Anonymous Government Official Who Also Dealt with The Ark of the Covenant
Republicans ‘Proud Papas’ At President Trump’s Perfect Score On Hurricane Maria Relief Effort
"Can't you haters just let me live?! Damn!" - President Trump
Political Scientists Baffled at Pictures of Obamas Reading to School Children
In a magical, fantasy world there exists political leaders who aren't complete narcissistic pieces of sh*t