We’ve become accustomed to living in a hostage situation. The Republicans put forth some radical idea then we react with social media posts urging everyone to contact our representatives. The idea fails, and we breathe a collective sigh of relief, and snicker at the incompetence of the Republicans.
This is an outrage of competence!
We're going straight to Hell.
Did he have a Gift Card? I mean I could excuse that... maybe.
They hear you, but only if it's about Democrats
When hypocrisy knows no bounds.
"Two Bros Across Europe Bro!" is the working title for State's 2018 European diplomatic initiative.
The tide has come in. Grab a bucket.
There's not much lower the GOP can go without heading into post-apocalyptic mutant wasteland territory. Or Kansas.
If it's at work then you really shouldn't.
All Hail the Suffragettes Valorium!
Not Much to Chose From Anymore. It's all Reboots Now.
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Is there anything the previous guy didn't screw up?
I'm Sure This is Somehow Hillary Clinton's Fault.
Don't Pull Up for a 3 When You Can Hit the Lay Up
The open robe is now complicit in oppression.
When Hell is More Committed to Ending Sexual Harassment
Women Have Been Trying To Tell Us! We Didn't Listen!
"We Have Top Men On It." - Anonymous Government Official Who Also Dealt with The Ark of the Covenant
"Can't you haters just let me live?! Damn!" - President Trump
In a magical, fantasy world there exists political leaders who aren't complete narcissistic pieces of sh*t