This will be a sport geared towards white Republican voters and that means Jesus fever will be mandatory lest accusations of godlessness be levied against the XFL.

White Republican voters are in the middle of a slow motion Civil War redux and instead of simply lopping off part of the country and declaring themselves free from the United States and its annoying ban on slavery, the are walling themselves off in an alternate reality. There, they hope they can be safe from a world they hate and despise while indulging their worst instincts without being punished for being a atavistic misanthrope.

And now they'll have their own liberal-free football...

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