Bill O'Reilly Minion Jesse Watters Made A Blowjob Joke About Ivanka Trump

Reminder: Fox News still doesn't care about women people.
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First things first, we're really living up to the name "The Daily Fluffer" now, so thanks for the suggestion, Cenk. (Ben, go ahead and change the logo.)

Last week, on the same exact day that Bill O'Reilly was fired from Fox News, Greg Gutfield thought it'd be hilarious to tell Kimberly Guilfoyle on The Five that her dress was giving America an erection. It was a clear and public sign that Fox News still didn't give a shit about sexual harassment. Which was already evident in the wake of Roger Ailes being ousted when the Murdochs promoted Bill Shine who allegedly ran interference for Ailes the whole time and basically aided and abetted an environment where it sounds a hell of a lot like even goddamn Sarah Palin was harassed.

To put it an even finer point on it, Fox News is under federal investigation for trying to hide the massive amount of settlements it's paid to women over the years. (They allegedly wanted to pay out Andrea Tanteros' settlement as salary in order to mask its true nature.) So what the network really doesn't need right now is someone like douche-pontoon Jesse Watters making a blowjob joke about Ivanka Trump, the President of the United States' most prized possession.

From Think Progress:

Watters, who was Bill O’Reilly’s sidekick until O’Reilly lost his job amid a sexual harassment scandal last week, is now on another Fox News show, The Five. On Tuesday night, the show featured a clip of Ivanka being booed and hissed during a women’s panel in Berlin. During a discussion of the clip, Watters offered this grossly inappropriate non sequitur with a smirk on his face: “I really liked how she was speaking into that microphone.”

As Think Progress notes, Watters made this comment immediately after discussing how the left doesn't respect women because, clearly, Fox News is the wokest bae now.

In the meantime, Watters spent the morning trying not to get a MOAB dropped on his face by serving up this heap of horseshit.

As someone who spent the better part of a decade making stupid blowjob jokes about celebrities for a living, I can confidently say that was absolutely a stupid blowjob joke about a celebrity. Plus I'm pretty sure Watters' hand motion in this video has nothing to do with smooth jazz:

But here's the real kicker that no one in a thousand years could've seen coming. According to Newsweek, even Bill O'Reilly's fans thought Bill O'Reilly should've been fired. As in people who watch Fox News, the station that Jesse Watters just made a sexual innuendo about Ivanka Trump on.

The 67-year-old conservative news and ratings titan parted ways with Fox News last week after more than 20 years of service and millions in revenue amidst sponsor defections and widespread criticism about the work culture at the right-leaning cable channel. A Morning Consult poll found 60 percent of “O’Reilly Factor” viewers said canceling the show was the right move, while only 30 percent disagreed. In the same vein, 57 percent of those who voted for President Donald Trump, an ardent supporter of O’Reilly’s who said he was a good guy as the scandal started to engulf Fox News, as well as Republicans, thought parent company 21st Century Fox was warranted in moving on.

Folks, I don't want to get too excited here, but Jesse Watters might be out of a job. Or sent to a CIA black site. Either one.

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