"I knew they were going to vote for Trump and I made it abundantly clear that they should keep that information to themselves. I would have happily pretended they voted for Gary Johnson for the sake of family unity. But for some unknown reason, Debbie's mother felt the need to make sure we knew they voted for Trump. And that changed everything."

My wife Debra's mother and stepfather are coming down from New York this weekend to visit. They used to come down in February but we had to insist they start coming in March. The problem was they would come for Anastasia's birthday to take her out for her "special day" but then they wouldn't come back until June to take Jordan out for his....

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