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EXCLUSIVE: Inside Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's Split!

A Daily Banter exclusive!!!

While the end of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's split is indeed big news, the future of American democracy and the health of the planet is at stake, so while you are here (and no doubt annoyed by our hugely misleading headline) please register to vote so that, you know, future generations of humans survive...