In an interview with Breitbart News, Duck Dynasty patriarch confirmed something I've suspected ever since I sat through all eight episodes of NBC's "The Slap": the media is controlled by Satan.
Wrapping up the week-long RNC shitshow in Cleveland, Breitbart;s Steve Bannon asked Robertson why the media keeps calling Trump a fascist, and his followers knuckledragging racists. Minus the biblical digressions and pimpery of his new "documentary," here's what Robertson said:
Here's the longer version, so you don't think I took out any important context:
Maybe Robertson didn't get the memo that Roger Ailes quit this week.