Here's hoping Susan Sarandon's purse dog is laying low this afternoon.

So, FBI Director James Comey wasted 16 minutes trying to sound like he was scolding Hillary Clinton in order to tell you that no, of fucking course she won't be charged or indicted. Here is the short version, with exclusive reaction from the control room at The Young Turks:

Don't give up, Berners. Hilary could still develop health issues, right?

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