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IF you happened to catch any of Sarah Palin's panel at this weekend's Politicon, you probably had to shut it off after five minutes of wanting to punch James Carville for wasting an hourlong shot at the dipshit from Wasilla by being barely more comprehensible than she was. Those who hung in 'til the end, though, were rewarded with this side-splittingly un-self-aware take from Palin on climate change:

Yes, Sarah, tell us more about this "real science" of which you speak.

She also had great advice for Donald Trump on a VP selection: just don't pick someone who will poison you:

Don't ever change, Sarah. We love you just the way you are.