This is what happens when you're in the pocket of Big Animal Cruelty

It's hard to know who to root for here, because animal rights activists can be insufferable, and Bernie Sanders has a genuinely great record on animal rights, miles ahead of any other candidate, or at least a few hundred yards ahead of Hillary. On the other hand, he's also the victim of his own shitty smears against Hillary. Bernie has taken over $300,000.00 in large ($200+) donations from agribusiness this year, so despite his excellent record, he must be Cruella DeVille deep down.

Either way you like it, enjoy the video, the moral of which is don't fuck with the Secret Service:

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