Shitty Lt. Governor Dan Patrick of Texas is having none of the Obama administration's guidance on not discriminating against trans students, so an AP reporter decided to give Josh Earnest a chance to respond today. Earnest gave a really long, great answer that you can see most of in the actual letter and its supplement, but he kicked it off with a sweet, sick burn:

Here's Dan Patrick derping some of the derp Earnest was responding to:

Obama also got concern-trolled by his former faith-based whateverthefuck, which will hopefully teach him a lesson about humoring these people:

Yeah, I love how interested they get in science when it's time to discriminate against people. Here's some science at you, asshole.