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Everybody's talking about how Ted Cruz told a rally crowd in Indiana that a little child from the audience should be hit for heckling him, which is definitely fucked up. What nobody's focusing on is the kid's dead-perfect timing, which some people never master. When Cruz smarmily says “All right, apparently there’s a young man who’s having some problems,” the kid hits him with the most perfect delivery since Sandy Koufax:

"Yeah, YOU SUCK!" 

That kid doesn't deserve a spanking, he deserves an HBO special.