This is a guest post by Donald Trump
I'd like to take the time out from my busy schedule to wish you all a very Happy Thanksgiving -- even the losers and illegal immigrants who don't deserve my goodwill. Actually, scratch that, I'm only extending my goodwill to the losers, not the Mexicans given it isn't their holiday and they are here illegally.
At this time of year, I like to think about all the things I'm thankful for. They are as follows:
1. The Trump Taj Mahal Hotel
2. The The Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino
3. The Trump International Golf Club Scotland
4. The Trump International Golf Club
5. The Trump International Hotel and Tower Condominium
Actually, there are far too many of my companies to list, so go here if you want to check them all out. And I'm not actually all that grateful for them given I've worked for my success and believe I deserve them.
I am thankful for all the losers and haters though, you inspire me to succeed in becoming the best President in all of human history.
So Happy Thanksgiving, and remember to be thankful that I am running for President. Even if you don't deserve me.