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WATCH: Ted Cruz Cooks Bacon Using a Machine Gun. Yes, Really.

Welcome to the Idiocracy.
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Welcome to the Idiocracy.

Yes, a sitting member of the U.S. Senate and a Republican presidential candidate cooked bacon on the muzzle of a red hot semi-automatic firearm. This is where we are now. Cooking bacon using a machine gun.

Now imagine what our politics will be like 10 years from now, in a post-Trump universe. We're totally screwed.

Adding... Make up your own jokes about Ted Cruz with his pork wrapped around a gun.