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"Jennifer Lopez and Nicki Minaj also performed 'Booty' and 'Anaconda,' respectively, while Gene Simmons closed the show with KISS, making for a night that was all about giant asses."

-- Sean O'Neal of the AV Club, on last night's Fashion Rocks show on CBS

Hopefully you didn't miss the most talked-about moment of the event, in which an entire community heroically and defiantly rose up and fought back against a petty criminal who'd spent the past two years terrorizing them.